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Текст песни Funk session от исполнителя Too short

    Shock g:

    The mother fucking funk seesion is about to begin
    Crowd around, ladies and gentlemen crowd around
    The funk session is about to begin
    When I say funk session, I ain't talking about george clinton
    I love that nigger though
    I ain't talking about james brown and sly stone
    I'm not talking about mother fucking the time and prince
    (what you talking about? )
    We talking about funk session 96 style
    96 funk mean a different thing
    That means you looked at my woman, and I'm stepping to you
    And you about to pull out the gat and try to blow a nigger's brains out

    Too short:

    You see we can't along cause we just don't want to
    You cross the game and my crew will just stomp you
    And sing the ripper, we just say oh well
    And the white man keeps on building more jails
    I know the system ain't nothing to fool with
    Cause you locked up all my homies that I went to school with
    And I know damn well you got my name on the list
    Cause I'm the one that called your daughter a bitch
    Just a black man doin good, you wanna do me
    Before you ban rap you need to ban them violent movies
    Gangsta rap causes crime, mike tyson wrecked the system
    Larry hoover ran a gang in illinios can't forget
    Malcom x taught us knowledge, martin luther preached for peace
    And every day black men lying dead in the street
    So where's the real education, in the hood
    Peace to the muslims cause they're doing real good
    They're never giving up, on the black folks
    We need to buy our own land and try to stack dough
    Get rich if you want to, I ain't trying to front you
    If robert gold want some funk tell him come through
    It's been a long night but we're still getting funky
    Who opened up the cage and let out the monkey
    I heard it when she said it, you just a dogg short
    Like them g's out in south side chicago
    I said that's right hoe, I'm from the east o
    And I will never spend my money on a six-fo
    High performance, is what I'm riding
    I got the game from oakland so I never stop siding
    I'm getting money in this criminal's country
    Hoe's show me love because my pimping's so lovely
    I'm not a role model, unless you trying to mack her
    Cause first I am player and second I'm a rapper
    Third I'm just a big ass baller
    Top notch on my beeper but I still won't call her
    Cause I got one with me, and I'm a pimp till I die
    Don't be talking to them snitches, you'll get sent on a lie
    Doing time in the pen for some backstabbing
    I wonder what would happen if they catch em
    You burn his balls with a big lighter, get the gasoline
    And he'll be smoking like a mother fucking dope fiend
    Nowaday's they like to kill your whole crew
    For coming to the party and stepping on a shoe
    He said excuse me, but it wasn't al-right
    So now you want to take his punk ass outside
    So you can hit him, and with him
    Let his momma bury him in a suit that don't fit 'em
    You don't give an f-u-c-k
    So just fuck him
    Didn't have to shoot him, just walked out and stuck him
    Knife up and down all around in his gut
    Standing in his blood looked down and said what's up?

    What's up nigger, shock g tell 'em like treach

    Shock g:

    East coast niggers are the craziest
    And west coast niggers are the craziest
    And down south niggers are the craziest
    It seems like all american niggers are the craziest

    It done got out of hand
    We don't drink that potion at the white mother fucking masses
    Immediate and cooked up for us and now we killing each other
    Remember me all, I want everybody to look back
    Yo this is shock g from digital underground
    I want you to look back right now
    We rolling with the dangerous crew
    I want you to look back when I said
    Y'all remember that shit when I said, I said ah
    America, get busy humpty yeah
    The red the white the blue and the blue and red for crips and bloods
    The white for whose got you doing time
    We busting caps on one another and it never stops
    You know it never stops
    But you know, that shock's been searching for someone
    Who can rise like malcom and farahkan
    To straighten you niggers out

    Shit they call me mc blowfish
    Back when digital underground first started
    Say, I was running the whole thing, say
    The call me mc blowfish hey
    Yeah, and I kick a little thing like this
    I say, I say, I say, I say
    Shorty check me out
    I say, I say

    Now follow as I slip into that butter melody
    This is the part shock takes your heart and leaves you vision blurry
    So try to focus on my dope
    I suggest that you invest in a telescope
    As I come with hella rythem
    Move closer to your television
    Get your look just like that hooker catch jay ism
    Even with my vocals for your ears, you still couldn't see me though
    As I flavor rub this vidy like oregano
    I'm slanging them nouns and verbs
    You couldn't see me with binoculars
    I guess I'm just a little different cause I do love them hoes
    Just maybe not the same way I love my niggeros
    Cause I love it when they say something fly
    The ill caps make me laugh till I cry
    Some frys and some freaks and it's on
    All night long
    I love to see my homies living strong
    But then that cook with that cloudy cookbook
    Rains salts on another brother's sunny day
    I'm wondering if we're really happy here with this lonely g game we play

    I said I'm wondering if we're really happy here with this lonely g game we play
    Cause it's hella fun here, I'm not going to front on that
    Yeah, niggers have booming fun
    Flossing and fucking with these hoes and capping niggers
    But wheres we heading as a people
    Where is we heading
    This is the funk session y'all
    Check me out
    This is shock g from d-flow production squad
    Cooling right now with the dangerous crew
    Yeah I got my man breed in the house
    Breed bought to roll a fatty while my man shorty b get on the 6 string
    And blow your mind, yeah
    I got pee-wee in the house
    And you know what pee-wee said
    He said, he said shock, you know that...(fade out)

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Where they at
What the fuck you gonna do
What happened to the groupies
We do this
Way too real
Top down
The ghetto
The dangerous crew
The bitch sucks dick
Thats why
Thangs change
Tell the feds
Take my bitch
Survivin the game
Still strugglin
Step daddy
Somethin to ride to
So you want to be a gangster
Short rap
Short dogs in the house
Short but funky
Sample the funk
Rhymes
Rap like me
Punk bitch
Players
Playboy hort
Pimpology
Pimp the ho
Pimp shit
Pimp me
Paystyle
Paula janet
Only the strong survive
Oakland style
Oakland
Nobody does it better
No love from oakland
Never talk down
Nasty rhymes
More freaky tales
Money in the ghetto
Mack attack
Longevity
Little girls
Life is too hort
Leave it alone
Just like dope

А знаете ли вы, что классическая музыка признана многими психологами, врачами и самими исполнителями в буквальном смысле чудодейственной. Сама по себе она не совершает чудеса, но она может самым благоприятным образом влиять на человека, растений и животных, на весь окружающий мир. И не важно, что в большинстве композиций классической музыки отсутствуют тексты песен, главное здесь - ее звучание, удачное сочетание нот и звуков.

Доказано, что классическая музыка благотворно влияет на нервную систему. Многие психологи прописывают своим пациентам слушать классическую музыку каждый день. Она не только успокаивает, но и вызывает положительные эмоции у человека. Классическую музыку даже с недавних пор стали использовать прогрессивных взглядов хирурги во время своих операций. Они прочувствовали на себе, что когда операция проводится под звуки классической музыки, все проходит как по маслу, а пациент в скорейшем времени реабилитируется и идет на поправку. Да, и во многих западных больницах в палатах больных играет классическая музыка. По словам врачей, она является усилителем медикаментозного лечения, так как своим звучанием настраивает на положительный лад людей, страдающих тем или иным заболеванием, внушает веру в выздоровление и в собственные силы справиться с болезнью. И все это не пустые слова - это результат проводимых неоднократно экспериментов.

К примеру, был произведен такой эксперимент - в две комнаты, одинаковые по размеру, температуре, влажности, степени освещения, поместили горшки с абсолютно одинаковыми цветами, и в каждой их них включили музыку - в одной классическую, а в другой - тяжелый рок. По истечении определенного времени эксперимент показал следующие результаты - в комнате с классической музыке цветы стали быстро прибавлять в росте, многие расцвели, все выглядели здоровыми, а в комнате с тяжелым роком цветы не только не выросли ни на сколько, а имели нездоровый вид, а многие даже зачахли. Чудодейственное влияние классической музыки на лицо. Однако этот эксперимент вовсе не говорит о том, что рок плох, и слушать его не следует, отнюдь - все люди разные, на кого-то и рок. И тексты песен роковых исполнителей действуют как чудесная сила.